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lady lunous' comed ynight one-liners and zingersi'm fluffy-get a life and deal with it.
i am darth lunous-don't make me use the force on you.
what part of darth don't you understand?
darth vader was framed. i oughta know because i did it myself.
battlecat is my guru. isn't that enough of an explanation for you?
if i had to fill in for 1 of the ronin warriors other than Ryo:
ryo-ronin warriors to arms!
me-of course we have two arms the question is what do you want us to do with them?
if i had to fill in for BattleCat:
he-man-i have the power!
me-yeah you can point that sword somewhere else. the force is enough power for me and don't expect me to carry you around on my back.
lady lunous comedy night 5/18/13how's everybody doing out there tonight at club sith? you'll have to forgive me if its looks like i'm giving you an evil glare. i gotta squint to attempt to make out who's who. i could say i misplaced my glasses and leave it at that but i can't rightly say i even had em on today. if i act a little loopy-disoriented and otherwise out of sorts you'll have to forgive me for that too. i went shopping with my mom earlier today...it was rainning. i love the rain-its soothing. there is nothing like sitting in a quiet house listening to the rain. but when you're fluffy and have osteo-arthritis and bursitis and tendonitis and sciatica you don't get out on a day like today was. as soothing as the rain is it tends to make all those itises worse. you may wonder what that has to do with the glasses that may or may not have been misplaced-you don't trek through 2nd hand mini-malls on a day like today without a little something something to
excerpts from lady lunous comedy nights club siththings said by my granny evilyn that bug me. don't painc heman i'm not related to the evil witch you fight...mine is so much worse. she'd make even you run screaming in terror
what gets me most that she says...everytime i drop something "didja fall?" gee i dont know did the ground shake? is the news reporting that the nearest sismic station reported an unexplainable spike just now? wtf? i know im fluffy. i can hear it now-if i ever do fall shes gonna start screaming "its judgement day!...head for the hills!" you head for the hills to hide i've spent long enough in purgatory thank you very much.
another phrase that gets me "them 3 boys" as in i aint heard you play it-you still listen to them 3 boys?. them 3 boys as she calls em grew up the oldest is 2 months my senior. i don't call 32 or 30 or 27 a boy-yet somehow in her mind they never seem to age. 2nd in the fifteen years since they were them 3 boys they have made other
a dangerous hallucinationThe light coming through the window was bright,
much too bright.
Even though my eyes were closed
I could see it-
The skin of my arms prickled,
sweat dripped from my brow.
It was two in the afternoon but…
the sun was setting
through the window facing east.
I should have seen the hutch,
shelves lined with bone china
decorated with delicate leaves and vines.
I was so thirsty
and reaching for cups that should have been there.
Instead I found a billboard of butterflies,
the colors raging
more than any rainbow
I'd ever seen.
Their wings fluttered and flashed
yet somehow they moved in slow motion.
I wanted to stand,
wanted to reach out and touch them but…
I couldn't move,
and yet I laughed
ignoring my dry mouth
and the tingling in my feet.
There was a tempest
on the rise
and in my blood.
A sugar rush disguised
as a riot of butterflies
and they were swarming me.
There was a small vial
of insulin in my pocket
that I nev
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