despite my objections to the term the Rodgers that handle the office plaques insist on putting this version on my office door.
what does my office look like you may wonder? well way up on the private 3rd floor accessible only to the sith and minions and secretaries it looks a little something like this:
a cave office with big witches caludron looking hot tub. a holographic hole make a sort of skylight showing moon and stars above the hot tub. holograhic flaming torch lighting cause real flaming torches would be a fire hazard. stone desk and comfy stone looking chair. computer moniter very big crystal ball. ouija board like touch keyboard. mouse looks like ouija board pointer
secretary 2002 remake version of Roboto from the He-Man and Masters and the Universe cartoon
pets Rumpus the chamleon sized gecko with petuitary issues. Kai huge white wolf. Dax the fruit bat.
club services preformed by me:
fortune telling/astrology/numerology hut
comedy night stand up
karaoke when the mood strikes
my light sabers:
light saber versions of sais that can scale up to sword height if i want. black leather wrapped handles with silver metal and red gem inlay spiraling up the handles in double helix type fashion