Shillelagh the Damn Ukelele by LadyLunous, literature
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Shillelagh the Damn Ukelele
Shillelagh that Damn Ukelele
(the strangest mishmash of lyrics ever to be sung by Howard and the Rodgers on the stage of Club Sith. Irish music played on Hawaiian instruments-Howard on the ukelele. Featuring BattleCat.)
rodgers: Aye dee dee die dee dee die
Aye dee dee die dee dee
die dee dee die dee dee die aye
howard: the rain in Spain
stays mainly on the plains
dontcha know?
no? well now ya do
rodgers: Aye dee dee die dee dee die
Aye dee dee die dee dee
die dee dee die dee dee die aye
howard: jump up duck down
spin around on the ground
clap yer hands behind yer back
and kick up yer heels with a great big smack
rodgers
lady lunous comedy night 5/18/13 by LadyLunous, literature
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lady lunous comedy night 5/18/13
how's everybody doing out there tonight at club sith? you'll have to forgive me if its looks like i'm giving you an evil glare. i gotta squint to attempt to make out who's who. i could say i misplaced my glasses and leave it at that but i can't rightly say i even had em on today. if i act a little loopy-disoriented and otherwise out of sorts you'll have to forgive me for that too. i went shopping with my mom earlier today...it was rainning. i love the rain-its soothing. there is nothing like sitting in a quiet house listening to the rain. but when you're fluffy and have osteo-arthritis and bursitis and tendonitis and sciatica you don'
lady lunous' comed ynight one-liners and zingers by LadyLunous, literature
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lady lunous' comed ynight one-liners and zingers
i'm fluffy-get a life and deal with it.
fluffy dance!
i am darth lunous-don't make me use the force on you.
what part of darth don't you understand?
darth vader was framed. i oughta know because i did it myself.
battlecat is my guru. isn't that enough of an explanation for you?
if i had to fill in for 1 of the ronin warriors other than Ryo:
ryo-ronin warriors to arms!
me-of course we have two arms the question is what do you want us to do with them?
if i had to fill in for BattleCat:
he-man-i have the power!
me-yeah you can point that sword somewhere else. the force is enough power for me and don't expect me to carry you around
excerpts from lady lunous comedy nights club sith by LadyLunous, literature
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excerpts from lady lunous comedy nights club sith
things said by my granny evilyn that bug me. don't painc heman i'm not related to the evil witch you fight...mine is so much worse. she'd make even you run screaming in terror
what gets me most that she says...everytime i drop something "didja fall?" gee i dont know did the ground shake? is the news reporting that the nearest sismic station reported an unexplainable spike just now? wtf? i know im fluffy. i can hear it now-if i ever do fall shes gonna start screaming "its judgement day!...head for the hills!" you head for the hills to hide i've spent long enough in purgatory thank you very much.
another phrase that gets me "them 3 bo
Star Wars Club Sith Spoof by LadyLunous, literature
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Star Wars Club Sith Spoof
Welcome To The Darkside We Have Cookies
"Would you like a cookie sir? Hot and fresh just out of the oven." The Cookietender looks up at the newcomer's face mask. "I could blend it up in a milkshake if you like."
Darth Vader looks at the girl behind the bar. "Since when do they serve cookies in Club Sith?"
"Always--Darth Sideous can't live without them. I see you're new here. Allow me to officially welcome you to the darkside-we have cookies."
Darth Sideous walks out from behind the curtain onto the stage. "Hey all you out there its karaoke night here at Club Sith. So whadda you say lets get this party started?"
Darth Vader looks